Is anyone ACTUALLY interested in how family structure affects labor market outcomes??? I mean, why do these people spend the time to write such horrifically dull articles? Surely that means someone is interested in the topic, right? But who? What kind of sicko likes that stuff? ESPECIALLY enough to devote their entire careers to it??! Why am I reading it?! What am I doing here?! It's sucking the life out of me..as well as the cookies I just ate.. and I ate a lot of them..
Ok, this is the last post on school, I promise...if that's good for anything. Who wants to read other people's griping about their schedules and their sucky majors.. I'm just perplexed. And vomitrocious.
So, to smooth things over with you, I offer my poem: Ode to 7th grade poetry
Brains
Squish
Versus skull
Cavity.
It's complex.
It's perplex.
It's a 4-plex.
Where discrimination is allowed
Under Fair Housing.
Stop it.
No housing.
What a lousy
Way to die.
The end.
Stellar, am I right?
5 comments:
Wow. Speechless. Only because you make me laugh! I like the poem. I couldn't have written that in 7th grade, impressive. Anyway, I happened to check Jen's blog, and then found your blog. Thanks for musing; it was definitely amusing. :)
Ha ha, ah Diana. One of the few people who can truly understand our plight :) Do you have a blog too? I'm still getting used to how this blog stuff goes..
This reminds me of the poetry on So I Married An Axe Murderer.
Give the word and I'll come save you from Chris.
Just so you know, 4-plex was my favorite line.
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